"After a long search, Rob (AKA The Admiral) finally finds the women of his dreams!"

'It's a trap!'

'I can't wait to get your deflector shields down, because my battle station is fully operational baby.'

The dangers of ordering calimari for your wedding.

Leia spots somewhere she'd like to stash her secret plans.

Three's company remake cancelled amid complaints that cast 'lack chemistry'.

"Leia spots somewhere she'd like to stash her secret plans."
"The dangers of ordering calimari for your wedding."

HaHaHa!!! Great!!! Nice ones Discobob!!!!

As ratings decline, MTV slash the set budget on reality spinoff 'For The Love of Ackbar'...

"I, Mon Mothma, take you, Admiarl Ackbar, to be my lawfully wedded humanoid, my fish, my faithful rebel and my love from this day forward."

Lucas adds tree to the cast of new Star Wars film, claiming it's...(drumroll)...'more comfortable with the wooden dialogue.'

Ok, on that glorious note (tumbleweeds) I'll bow out gracefully.

Those were some great ones... way better than mine!!!

Thanks! Although I loved:

"I, Mon Mothma, take you, Admiarl Ackbar, to be my lawfully wedded humanoid, my fish, my faithful rebel and my love from this day forward."

It was the 'my fish' bit that made me laugh out loud.

"Banned through out the far reaches of the Republic, The Forrest Moon of Endor is the only planet that allows interspecies marriage."





..... I will stop now as well and give some other people a chance!!!!

Ok I'm bored. A few more (I'll put'em all in one post this time)



- They'd both always had a thing for red heads.

- I.n.s. tipped off to possible 'green card' wedding.

- As is so often the way, the priest did not approve of the amount of cleavage being displayed by the bride.

- The bride didn't like the way he had one eye on her and one eye on the priestess.

- She could tell that once again, he'd been up all night watching porn and eating cheetos.

- At the human league reunion, both women agreed that Phil had 'taken the whole make up thing too far' in the intervening years.

- Born in different galaxies, under different suns, but at that moment they were all thinking of fish fingers.

- Gasping fo breath, Ackbar's last thoughts were that perhaps, after all, he should have listened to the salesman and gone one collar size larger.

- Ackbar was forced to wear gloves as they had both agreed that she shouldn't touch his sex organs until after they were married.

- Always a nature lover, Ackbar knew that the outdoors wedding was the right call when he spotted a pair of tits nesting under a tree.

- Fans were glad to get hold of the wedding video, but slightly annoyed by the CGI candle that Lucas had added in post.
(Lucas claimed he had 'always intended for it to be there' but had been 'hampered by limited technology' at the time of filming.)