Come Up With A Funny Caption

Subject: Re: Come Up With A Funny Caption Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:31 pm

Death Star's new Blue Oyster Bar, now open!

Subject: Re: Come Up With A Funny Caption Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:48 am

Dr Dengar wrote:

HEY !!!!!! You promised not to post my picture on the web Suspect

Subject: Re: Come Up With A Funny Caption Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:12 pm

Subject: Re: Come Up With A Funny Caption Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:37 am

Doubting between

'Princes Of The Universe'

or

'The March of the Black Queen'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckRX0k9owAY

Subject: Re: Come Up With A Funny Caption Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:54 am

aussiejames wrote:

Suffering from the mistaken belief that Freddie Mercury is his long lost son, Darth Vader stumbles onto stage during a Queen concert...

DARTH: No Freddie, you are my son!

FREDDIE: I want to break free!

DARTH: Forget about that. Together we can rule the music industry as father and son!

FREDDIE: Fat bottom gals make the rocking world go round!

DARTH: I feel a great disturbance on my shoulders.

FREDDIE: Does that mean Brian May is my sister?

DARTH: How dare you make reference to that lanky permed composer of Flash Gordon whilst sat on my shoulders!

FREDDIE: Don't forget he wrote Star Fleet too!

DARTH: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

FREDDIE: Dad, calm down... I think you're going a bit radio ga-ga!!

DARTH: Don't stop me now...

FREDDIE: I have a question... I mean look, my arm has been raised in this position for more than a year now!

DARTH: Perhaps you need to ask the question now? Besides, my shoulders are aching.

FREDDIE: Okay, if you're my father... then who is my mother?

DARTH: Well, I don't like to say... it's a kind of magic!

FREDDIE: Tell me now... or I'll release that little button that makes your helmet come off!

DARTH: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

FREDDIE: okay okay! Well, just give me a clue then?

DARTH: Okay. One clue only. I had to tie your mother down...

FREDDIE: Ah... a female tie pilot?

DARTH: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

FREDDIE: I find your lack of padded shoulders disturbing.

DARTH: Okay, you can put your arm down now.

FREDDIE: It's a hard life...

DARTH: What is?

FREDDIE: Sitting on the shoulders of a Sith Lord live in concert!

DARTH: Rubbish! That's not hard... you should see Yoda... he's currently live onstage in New York with Susan Boyle sat on his shoulders!!

FREDDIE: Poor bastard!

DARTH: It is the curse of the jedi!

FREDDIE: Fat bottom gals make the rockin world go round!

DARTH: I want to ride my bicycle...

The end. Fin. This has been a cheapo-ass TV film radio script production in association with TIG industries. No animals were harmed in this production but plenty of trees got chopped down . For signed copies please send $25 to Artoo-Detour. If you wish to sue anyone please contact Darth Berizing. A special pop-up version of this will be available for Christmas at all good stores.

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Subject: Re: Come Up With A Funny Caption Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:46 pm

Great script, Paul!!

Subject: Re: Come Up With A Funny Caption Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:16 am

"DARTH: Rubbish! That's not hard... you should see Yoda... he's currently live onstage in New York with Susan Boyle sat on his shoulders!!"
Laughing

Subject: Re: Come Up With A Funny Caption Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:07 am

Subject: Re: Come Up With A Funny Caption Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:15 am

..Highway to Hoth?

Subject: Re: Come Up With A Funny Caption Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:25 am

aussiejames wrote:

"These are the droids that are looking for us!"

Subject: Re: Come Up With A Funny Caption Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:08 am

aussiejames wrote:

C3PO: Master Luke... so are you trying to say that this is what it would be like if Hunter S. Thompson wrote Star Wars instead of that George Lucas fellow?

LUKE: Damn right. What a trip huh? I'm really glad we ate those Tattooine mushrooms now!

C3PO: But there are dangerous-looking droids following us in the sky!

BEN: They're not droids, they're pigeons. Now shut up, I'm trying to listen to the Grateful Dead!

C3PO: And what are all those lip stick tubes stuck on the hood of the land speeder for?

BEN: That's not lipstick. That's Wookie penises.

LUKE: Ugh... that's totally gross, Ben. Aren't they a little short to be Wookie schlongs?

BEN: Hey, it's cold isn't it?

C3PO: No wonder Chewbacca is always making those moaning sounds.

BEN: Don't sweat it dudes, this is just an hallucinogenic dream, remember?

LUKE: So... we're in, like, an alternate reality?

BEN: Freaking A!

LUKE: So... what's happening in our true reality?

BEN: I'm getting slaughtered to death in a sword fight with Vader - who by the way turns out to be your dad...

LUKE: No way! That's the bomb! And me?

BEN: You're having an affair with your sister...

LUKE: Cool! I mean... gross!

C3PO: And what about me, master Ben?

BEN: You're still an annoying, interrupting, deadbeat mofo...

C3PO: Why, thank you master Ben!

LUKE: Hey Ben! Up ahead... Twelve O'clock... Jawas!

BEN: Cool! Let's run em over!

LUKE: Freaking A!

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