I finally got a PM about the Star Wars Mad Libs. Said RS member chooses to remain anonymous.... but here are his results.
THE POWER OF THE FORCE
Plural Noun: ____ELEPHANTS____
Part of the body: _____PENIS______
Plural Noun: ____SCHOOL TEACHERS__________
Part of the body: ___FINGER___________
Part of the body (plural): __BREASTS_______
The Force is a mystical, FUNNY power. As Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi once said, "The Force is an energy field, created by all living ELEPHANTS, that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the COMPUTER together." Using the power of the Force, a Jedi can do many UGLY things, like using the Force to exercise PENIS control over TALL-minded SCHOOL TEACHERS. A Jedi can also use the Force to move objects with his or her FINGER. It doesn't matter how SLOW these objects are; it only matters how QUIETLY the Jedi believes in the Force. Most importantly, the Force teaches a Jedi to rely on his or her feelings. As Obi-Wan Kenobi told his student, Luke APPLEwalker; "Your BREASTS can deceive you. Don't trust them." Instead, a Jedi should SELDOM trust in the Force.