OK - I'm really bored at work right now so I'm going to start this thread. Post a movie quote - funny, serious, lame, whatever - and see who knows it first. No googling!

Here's one to start out from one of the funniest movies ever:

...So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice."

Pretty easy.

Caddy Shack

Correct! Way to go Chris!

Took me a min to reconize it. Killer movie. Heres one.

Who are you going to believe? A contract killer or your wife?

Mr & Mrs Smith?

Your close Doc. Its actually the Whole 9 Yards. Those were actually pretty good movies.

Well... I actually didn't know there was a sequel. I meant the first one. So I *kind of* got it right.

OK, here's an easy one to kick off the weekend:

"I know you don't smoke weed, I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today. Cuz' it's Friday - and you ain't got shit to do!"

Friday

Doc, 9 yards was the first one. The whole 10yards was the second. You still got a point.

Next one

bottom line, I will knock you the fuck out.

Dallas and Chris are both quoting "Friday". Very subtle....


I'm going to try and give a little challenge:

Person 1 "Sir thats approximately one's monthly salary"
Person 2 "Thats more than I make in a year"

John, you got mine wrong, bud. Try again.

You got me on yours. Is it Fight Club?

Chris - have I been a "Bad Boy"?

Yes you have and you got it.

Not Fight Club!