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PostSubject: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:26 pm

cheers  Add your caption...





here's mine:

LUKE: It won't work.
BEN: Have you checked under the hood?
LUKE: I can't it's a Palitoy.


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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:52 pm

Here are two more to be going on with. Can you come up with captions for these  thinking











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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:58 pm

@Artoo_Detour wrote:
cheers  Add your caption...



Ben : Get in Bro, it's yours cheers
Luke : I haven't past my Landspeeder test No
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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:59 pm

lol! nice one Andy.

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:06 pm

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LUKE: Dad! Dad! ... Ben's drunk again and has glued me to the floor and now he's headbutting Stormies!!

DARTH: Do not worry my son, I will deal with the drunken Kenobi then swiftly unseat you!

LUKE: Yay! Thanks Dad!

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:18 pm

lol!
Great idea for a thread Paul cheers
Don't think we've had this before mate scratch
I'm sure the guys wil come up with some great ones  What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:29 pm

Years back we had something similar in off topic but I can't remember if it was based on any subject or just SW.

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:42 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:51 pm

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I knew someone would go there, you know why? Because my mind was headed there as well. Had to do a double take to see what was happening.

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:13 pm

After a heavy night of drinking greedo gets frisky.



Luke: I have to stop him
Walrusman: wait
Hammerhead: wait relax let's see where this goes

Greedo: hey there golden rod, you wanna come back to my place? Give me a smooch.

C3po: oh dear.....

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:16 pm



Obi wan: Luke get up and pay attention, this is how you are supposed to dance at the end of the movie.

Vader: may I cut in?

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:12 am



Luke: What is it, Ben? What's wrong?

Ben: Don't worry...As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour, the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine.

Luke: ............what.
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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:58 am


Of all colours, why did you paint that shit brown?!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:06 am



Stand still and smile dammit!! I just want one nice picture!!

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:08 am



Greedo gets London Bridged............

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Mon Feb 22, 2016 12:04 pm

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As I know there are some Zappa fans here: 'Keep it greasy... so It'll... go down easy!'
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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Mon Feb 22, 2016 3:20 pm



This is the central scrutinizer... Poor Greedo. He's getting tired from bending over...but we tried to warn him...didn't we? Okay, Greedo...you asked for it...here comes the big one...
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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Mon Feb 22, 2016 3:27 pm



I always thought Han "shot" first. I guess it was Greedo after all! LOL (3PO looks pretty close to shooting too!).
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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Mon Feb 22, 2016 4:30 pm



OK, the last Zappa reference... for now!

[Greedo:]
3PO, gimme dat, gimme dat
3PO, gimme dat, give me de chromium leg,
I beg
Little wires, pliers, tires
They turn me on
Maybe I'm crazy,
mon...

Stroking several of 3PO's gleaming appendages Greedo continues...
This is exciting
I never plooked
A chrome-plated machine
That looks like a magical pig
With marital aids stuck all over it
Such as yourself before

[3PO:]
You'll love it!
Its a way of life.

[Greedo:]
Does that mean maybe later
You'll plook me....

[3PO:]
Anything you say, master.

[Greedo:]
Speak to me
Oh no...
The golden shower must have shorted out
His master circuit
He's, he's, oh my God
I must have plooked him...
Hey
To death...

[CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:]
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...You have just destroyed
one model C-3PO Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker.
And you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't
got a chance!
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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Mon Feb 22, 2016 5:43 pm

lol!

Great stuff Steve cheers

But it makes me wonder ...

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:16 am

lol! CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER lol! lol! lol!
Suzy creamcheese what's got in to you ? lol! lol! lol!

Steve /James made me laugh on my way to work this morning guy's lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Tue Feb 23, 2016 6:59 am

Is it even possible for that Greedo pic to not be sexually captioned?

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:06 pm



As they left the cantina greedos friends had to had to stop Luke from beating him up for puking all over c3po.

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:09 pm

Of course I can't believe no one has used the easiest given for this one.



Luke, uses the force (for some rough playtime)

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PostSubject: Re: Vintage Star Wars Photo Caption    Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:47 pm

Good answers all cheers

Here is the next one...




Once again the annual Star Wars breakdance competition turns into unparalleled chaos.


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