Nice one Joe
I work with Theater and shows n' stuff and sometimes i hear some good ones where i just have to bite my tounge so i don't crack totaly up .
This is one of them:
We where doing a show that had some of the biggist Danish Divas ( in the good sense ) in it . And it was cumpletly sold out.
There where this older guy who worked as an usher in house. He and i offen got on the same train home after work.
One day we meet a male actor from the play on the train station . The old Usher asked the actor if it wasent a great trill to be in a sold out show that evrey one liked so much .
The Actor , humble as this guy is says : Yes it is very nice.
The Usher cuts him of and starts to talk about a sketch show there where in the house the year before . That was taken off the after a very short time . Becouse it was so bad.
The actor says : yes i remember that show.
But the Usher keeps on his speach : That show was so bad. The audience , the few the came to the show. Allmost all left in the intermission . It most have been so humiliating for the actores to be in a shitty show like that . And to have to do those shitty text / lines evrey night for only a few people.
The actor then says very quietly : I can very much put myself in the shoes of the actores in the show . As i was in it and whrote most of the texts..........
I knew thats , so i had just swollow my tounge not to TOTALY crack up under the Ushers speach.
The next few minnets before the train came was so bad . Then the train came and we all vent our seprate ways on the train.
But man that was funny .