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psybertech TIG Benefactor


Posts : 2906 Join date : 2013-01-30 Age : 48 Location : TX
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:16 pm | |
| - @General Kahn wrote:
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- I've been searching for Chewbacca's penis my whole life ... its more elusive then Big Foot
I found a full length porno based on Star Wars, Chewbacca shags 2 female Stormtroopers in it, you see his penis in that! OK, you sir are depraved! ....oh, wait, yeah I think I have seen that one... Star Wars Porn Parody? Luke and Han do Leia too? I mean, so I've heard..................... |
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General Kahn Force Addict


Posts : 3099 Join date : 2011-04-10 Age : 41 Location : England
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Tue Apr 09, 2013 6:50 pm | |
| - Quote :
- ....oh, wait, yeah I think I have seen that one... Star Wars Porn Parody? Luke and Han do Leia too?
I mean, so I've heard..................... Yeah that.... errr sounds like the one... someone told me about |
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ourchickenshack Force Addict


Posts : 4282 Join date : 2012-03-25 Location : Oklahoma
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:49 pm | |
| Okay - time for a joke : Whats long , brown , furry and smells like Princess Leia and a wet dog ???? :scratch: :grr: Princess Leia's new Fur Coat  bet you were thinking Chewbacca's Penis weren't you |
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psybertech TIG Benefactor


Posts : 2906 Join date : 2013-01-30 Age : 48 Location : TX
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ourchickenshack Force Addict


Posts : 4282 Join date : 2012-03-25 Location : Oklahoma
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:13 pm | |
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psybertech TIG Benefactor


Posts : 2906 Join date : 2013-01-30 Age : 48 Location : TX
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:59 pm | |
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TishomingoSith Imperial Admiral


Posts : 593 Join date : 2012-05-27 Age : 46 Location : Tishomingo, Oklahoma
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:16 pm | |
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TishomingoSith Imperial Admiral


Posts : 593 Join date : 2012-05-27 Age : 46 Location : Tishomingo, Oklahoma
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:23 pm | |
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ourchickenshack Force Addict


Posts : 4282 Join date : 2012-03-25 Location : Oklahoma
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:37 pm | |
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ourchickenshack Force Addict


Posts : 4282 Join date : 2012-03-25 Location : Oklahoma
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:17 pm | |
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Dr Dengar TIG Benefactor


Posts : 7048 Join date : 2010-05-07 Age : 49 Location : The Netherlands
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:41 pm | |
| Great to see Admiral Ackbar making a guest appearance in this thread. And all other fun pics. Keep it rolling. |
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Eric Taylor Imperial Officer


Posts : 79 Join date : 2011-03-12 Location : Cleveland, OH
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:41 am | |
| [quote="ourchickenshack"]Time for a nice hot cup of Jawa Java .... This next one I really want  Yes I know its cheesy , but , as a avid gardner I think it would look great in one of my flower beds  If anyone has any idea where I can purchase one I would greatly appreciate some help finding one  now ..... I know they sold those through the star wars shop , I picked one up right after they closed the site on ebay for $10 + shipping but haven't seen one since , been looking for another myself for a friend . If I come across one I will give you the heads up . |
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TishomingoSith Imperial Admiral


Posts : 593 Join date : 2012-05-27 Age : 46 Location : Tishomingo, Oklahoma
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ourchickenshack Force Addict


Posts : 4282 Join date : 2012-03-25 Location : Oklahoma
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:39 pm | |
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cantina_patron TIG Benefactor


Posts : 5371 Join date : 2011-10-26 Age : 49 Location : UK
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:14 pm | |
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ourchickenshack Force Addict


Posts : 4282 Join date : 2012-03-25 Location : Oklahoma
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:30 pm | |
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TishomingoSith Imperial Admiral


Posts : 593 Join date : 2012-05-27 Age : 46 Location : Tishomingo, Oklahoma
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:25 pm | |
| I'd say this has reached the 'freaky' side of the Force. No question after the last post! |
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cantina_patron TIG Benefactor


Posts : 5371 Join date : 2011-10-26 Age : 49 Location : UK
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:49 pm | |
| - @ourchickenshack wrote:
if you prefer shaven wookies ... Ooh Yeah! You can't beat a shaven pu..., I mean Wookie. |
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ourchickenshack Force Addict


Posts : 4282 Join date : 2012-03-25 Location : Oklahoma
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:04 pm | |
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ArtooDetour Admin


Posts : 9074 Join date : 2010-03-13
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:20 pm | |
| Ha! The mystery of the missing Wookie penises can be found in this old post.... - Artoo_Detour wrote:
- @aussiejames wrote:

C3PO: Master Luke... so are you trying to say that this is what it would be like if Hunter S. Thompson wrote Star Wars instead of that George Lucas fellow?
LUKE: Damn right. What a trip huh? I'm really glad we ate those Tattooine mushrooms now!
C3PO: But there are dangerous-looking droids following us in the sky!
BEN: They're not droids, they're pigeons. Now shut up, I'm trying to listen to the Grateful Dead!
C3PO: And what are all those lip stick tubes stuck on the hood of the land speeder for?
BEN: That's not lipstick. That's Wookie penises.
LUKE: Ugh... that's totally gross, Ben. Aren't they a little short to be Wookie schlongs?
BEN: Hey, it's cold isn't it?
C3PO: No wonder Chewbacca is always making those moaning sounds.
BEN: Don't sweat it dudes, this is just an hallucinogenic dream, remember?
LUKE: So... we're in, like, an alternate reality?
BEN: Freaking A!
LUKE: So... what's happening in our true reality?
BEN: I'm getting slaughtered to death in a sword fight with Vader - who by the way turns out to be your dad...
LUKE: No way! That's the bomb! And me?
BEN: You're having an affair with your sister...
LUKE: Cool! I mean... gross!
C3PO: And what about me, master Ben?
BEN: You're still an annoying, interrupting, deadbeat mofo...
C3PO: Why, thank you master Ben!
LUKE: Hey Ben! Up ahead... Twelve O'clock... Jawas!
BEN: Cool! Let's run em over!
LUKE: Freaking A!
_________________________________________________ Paul F,
thevintagetoyadvertiser.org 1970s and 80s vintage toy ads and other retro paperworks
imperialgunnery.com Vintage Star Wars action figure weapons and accessories guide
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psybertech TIG Benefactor


Posts : 2906 Join date : 2013-01-30 Age : 48 Location : TX
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:39 pm | |
| With all the funny Wookie pics, no one caught Eric's avatar?  Is that a Sashookie or a Wookosh? and does it have a penis? Sorry, couldn't resist.  |
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ourchickenshack Force Addict


Posts : 4282 Join date : 2012-03-25 Location : Oklahoma
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:42 pm | |
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ourchickenshack Force Addict


Posts : 4282 Join date : 2012-03-25 Location : Oklahoma
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:27 pm | |
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psybertech TIG Benefactor


Posts : 2906 Join date : 2013-01-30 Age : 48 Location : TX
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:41 pm | |
| I want that Stormy, uhm, what did you call it.... glass sculpture!?!?!?!?! |
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trappedtexan Moderator


Posts : 4771 Join date : 2012-12-01 Location : USA, Texas
 | Subject: Re: Star Wars - The Cool Weird Freaky Creepy Side of The Force Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:51 pm | |
| [quote="ourchickenshack"]here are some interesting "glass sculptures" - I have no idea what they could be used for  James you could have at least put your playstation up before taking the photo. _________________________________________________ Bryan
I have caviar dreams and McDonald's pockets
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