So back in the day, you were an up and coming actor and you were given the chance to take any role in the original trilogy, who would you have chosen? And why?

Id have to take Han Solo, but chewie would have been mighty cool too, so would Darth.

Han was his own man, answered to nobody and cruised around the galaxy in the falcon with a big fury buddy (sounds very strange thinking about it)
He also got to chop Leia   which was a bonus.

So who would you have been?

There is only one choice:

Gonk!!!

I would be the assistant that had to help Carrie in and out of the Slave Leia Bikini for sure and help with all the taping that had to happen.  

@wbobafett wrote:

There is only one choice:

Gonk!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA...  

DS Gunner. He had one job. Pull the trigger then rest for the day.

I'd have to be a cantina patron    and spend my day getting wasted!  

@cantina_patron wrote:

I'd have to be a cantina patron    and spend my day getting wasted!  

...no droids allowed there...*sigh*....then I am "Human Gonk"!!!

@wbobafett wrote:

@cantina_patron wrote:

I'd have to be a cantina patron    and spend my day getting wasted!  

...no droids allowed there...*sigh*....then I am "Human Gonk"!!!

I'm sure that you would get in Wolff, I'd need someone to drink with! (as long as it' not blue milk)

I'm too short for a Storm Trooper so who else could i possibly play.



Shit I just checked. I'm too short for a fucking whinging farm boy. He's 5ft 8". 175cm for the foreigners.   



A familiar role that would suit my experience. Looks like it's myself and CPatron propping up the bar, drinking funny coloured shit out of Tupperware beakers.

Cast me as Trinto Duaba ...


all I would have to do is sit around and look creepy - a role that I am already good at so there would be no acting required   

Nice one Jim. Another drinking companion for me!

@cantina_patron wrote:

@wbobafett wrote:

@cantina_patron wrote:

I'd have to be a cantina patron    and spend my day getting wasted!  

...no droids allowed there...*sigh*....then I am "Human Gonk"!!!

I'm sure that you would get in Wolff, I'd need someone to drink with! (as long as it' not blue milk)

Well...I wouldnt care if its 80% Whiskey and 20% blue milk...LOL....but pure is better of course!

Order some beer for us....I am on my way

@cantina_patron wrote:

Nice one Jim. Another drinking companion for me!

  

There seems to be a theme developing   

none of us really don't want to act , we all just want to get drunk   

As a drummer I'd have to ask old Figrin for a job in his Cantina band   

Get to play drums and have a drink with all you buddies in the bar     

   The first round is on me guys!   

Yep hanging out in the pub getting completely badgered, while the rest of the Galaxy falls to pieces sounds like a good plan   

I'd be this guy.....

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cos after hanging out getting completely shit faced with you guys, i'd take these two lovelies home  

Mmmm...sisters  
You'll get some competition Chris!   

Gonk gets them all...no woman can resist the charm of the ultimative robot in the galaxy!!!

  

OK...

so if I was trying for a Lead role, yeah, Luke. Go big or go home!

if I just wanted work as a struggling actor, Stormtrooper - plenty of work over the 3 films since you can die and play in the same scene later.

if I was more into the special effects side, then Salacious Crumb or Jabbas tail (think about it )

Or if I wanted to go completely method, the Millennium Falcon   

Or the character that Gonk wanted to be, Bonk, his brother whom did not die inside the sandcrawler when the Stormtroopers attacked that frequents the bars that droids are allowed in.   



cheers!

@psybertech wrote:

Or if I wanted to go completely method, the Millennium Falcon   

   

I would want to be Jabba sit there all day eating toads and smoking what ever it is he's smoking, but it must be good he has that pipe in his mouth a lot. And having chicks dress in next to nothing dancing and pleasuring me, And for those who piss me off into the Rancor pit with ya. Sounds like my kind of life .